a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.”
the day is january 1st, 3009. a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
HELP IM DYING OF THE CUTE MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN TOLD ME THAT AT SCHOOL SHE HAS A GAY TEACHER AND A KID ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS MARRIED TO A MALE AND THE TEACHER SAID BECAUSE WE’RE IN LOVE AND HER WHOLE CLASS WENT LIKE “AWWW” AND THE KID WAS LIKE “I WANNA FIND SOMEONE I LOVE LIKE YOU LOVE HIM!!”
I’m so sad about the numerous asks I got being astonished that a gay teacher was even hired
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.